He doesn't care if its the biggest snow storm of your life or just a flurry, there is absolutely no place on earth or anything called a "Snowjogger" aka "Big Foot" (not a name He made up). These things are like snow moon boots, and no one better be wearing moon boots either. Yea, yea, He gets it some of you will wear anything if its pink, but for the love of the ArmHe just say no!
-He