Charlie Sheen is my inspiration for my latest wedding theme.....Duh! Charlie Sheen! Winning! The man with tiger blood, the guy with Adonis DNA, the man with the Goddesses. In my twisted mind, I've combined all the elements into a wedding theme. Makes sense to me...just go with it. I'm a mere mortal.
Dressing Adonis is easy, just add a grape leaf!
Another idea for Charlie's attire, going with the tiger blood partying theme:
Another idea for Charlie's attire, going with the tiger blood partying theme:
The Goddesses Athena and Venus.
I think this is the perfect Goddess wedding dress by Bonny Bridal.
Its draped chiffon, a modern Grecian update for a modern day Charlie goddess.
Since Charlie has two goddesses, I've picked another dress by Bonny Bridal, this is a more traditional Grecian goddess dress.
Charlie Sheen:
"You've read about the goddesses, come on. They're an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart. ... It's a polygamy story. All my guy friends are gonna like throw tomatoes at me. It's like an organic union of the hearts."
"I'm not a marriage guy, but maybe the three of us will get married. Oh, now it's a polygamy story."
Food and Beverages:
You must, of course, serve Tigers Blood, to your mere mortal guests. My guess is that its red, so look for something red and powerful. Here are a couple of WINNING suggestions:
From Fashionably Bombed, the Charlie Sheen Martini!
The Charlie Sheeni Martini
Makes 1
1 ounce tiger blood (AKA freshly squeezed blood orange juice)
2 ounces X-Rated Fusion Vodka
1 bitchin' rock star from Mars (AKA Rockstar energy drink)
1 briefcase full of cocaine (AKA 2 tablespoons of powdered sugar)
Add blood orange juice and vodka to a shaker with ice and shake vigorously until a frost forms on the outside of the shaker. Top off with Rockstar energy drink. Moisten rim of glass with blood orange and dip into a plate of powdered sugar. Drink directly through the eye.
Now take that martini glass, wrap both arms around it and love it violently.
Warning: If you try it once you'll die, your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body. Too much?
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Another winning...duh....cocktail from the Ninth Ward:
The Charlie Sheen, from the Ninth Ward4 ounces Coca-Cola
2.5 ounces of Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine
Ice
Powdered Sugar Rim
1 Maraschino cherry, for garnish
2.5 ounces of Catdaddy Carolina Moonshine
Ice
Powdered Sugar Rim
1 Maraschino cherry, for garnish
You can whip up a couple of batches of The Official Charlie Sheen Porn Lovers Lemon Bars by Chef Larry Edwards. Chef Edwards writes: "With each bite of these delicious lemon bars, made with Meyers lemons, you will experience the joys of being Charlie Sheen. Each bite has the silky smoothness of a porn queen (Mr. Sheen's dates of choice). Each mouth-watering chew will escalate your soul to heights of nirvana (often times Mr. Sheen's state of mental being) and each bar is lightly coated with powdered sugar (well...). After your first bite, you will scream out "Winner" (Mr. Sheen's exclamation of himself) and want to sue CBS for millions of dollars (Mr. Sheen's latest business venture)."
I don't know about you, but my mouth is watering and I'm not into porn stars, I'm into lemon bars. Get Chef Larry Edward's recipe here, I'm going to try making them sometime this week. Like your style, Chef , you made me laugh and you made me want to bake! ;)
Flowers: Since one of Charlie's goddesses modeled on the cover of a Cannabis magazine, we think this bouquet will be perfect in Charlie's world. In the real world, proceed at your own risk.
Music and Entertainment:
Who needs music and entertainment when you have Charlie in the flesh. He IS the entertainment!
Here's the newest Charlie Sheen remix! Bi-winning, perfect!
What can I say but.....DUH....WINNING!!